| Joke |
| A dog walks into a butcher shop and
the butcher asks, “What do you want?” The dog points to steak in a glass
case. “How many pounds?” The dog barks twice. “Anything else?” The dog
points to some pork chops and barks four times. So the butcher wraps up a
two-pound steak and four pork chops and places the bag in the dog’s
mouth. He then takes money from a purse tied around the dog’s neck and
sees him out. A customer, who has been watching in amazement, follows
the dog to a house several blocks away, where it rings the doorbell to
be let in. As the owner appears at the door, the customer says, “What a
remarkable dog!” “Remarkable?” snorts the owner. “This is the second
time this week he’s forgotten his keys.” |
Once upon a time, in olden days
There was a woman
Who never nagged,
Whined, or complained.
But it was many years ago,
And it was only that one time.
The End |